hands on, hands off

Pop ya top: Guy opens his Negra Modelo with a piece of paper. Watch, learn, and try it yourself. It works for Jarritos and Coca Cola bottles too. (via Fark)

Careful what you search for: AOL has posted the internet searches of 500,000 users. One person was apparently searching "how to kill your wife". (via Slashdot.org) Updated: see a recent divorcee go gay, fear of a latina planet or search for yourself.

Off limitz: She could buy a castle, but the one thing Paris Hilton doesn't want is sex. The heiress has sworn off sex for a year.

Swap stories: Trade in your mandatory summer reading books for the banned books that didn't make the syllabus. (via metafilter)