jourgensen, cabrera, dengler, hammond and dorough

halfsie or fullsie

thu 7/24/2008

 
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You may have wondered: are they? A little?
Well, yes. Yes, they are.

Al JourgensenAl Jourgensen

Age: 49

Lead vocalist for industrial pioneers Ministry. Rocks a fake British accent on the '80s new wave ditty Work For Love.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Fullsie: Both parents are Cuban.

 
Carlos DenglerCarlos Dengler

Age: 34

Bassist for NYC rockers Interpol. Dropped his quasi-Goth look for a neo-Wild West sheriff style.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: Colombian mother and German father.

 
Ryan CabreraRyan Cabrera

Age: 26

Pop singer known for gravity-defying hair and dating Ashlee Simpson. Now sports the Colin Farrel/Orlando Bloom look.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: Colombian father.

 
Albert Hammond, Jr.Albert Hammond, Jr.

Age: 28

Cigarette-loving guitarist for New York rock band The Strokes. Dates models and wears his guitar higher than most.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: Argentinian mother and Gibraltarian father.

 
Howie DoroughHowie Dorough

Age: 34

The Backstreet Boy who didn't quit, didn't have a drinking problem and doesn't have a crazy little brother.

Halfsie or Fullsie?

Halfsie: Puerto Rican mother and Irish-American father.

 
 
 

Smashing Pumpkins, Marta Sánchez, Collie Buddz, Interpol and Justice.

the music press

tue 7/10/2007

 
Someone needs a tan. A collage of Smashing Pumpkins, Marta Sánchez, Collie Buddz, Interpol and Justice.
  • Nineties alternative rock icons Smashing Pumpkins are back – minus original bassist D'Arcy and guitarist James Iha. PopMatters says Zeitgeist “sounds like the prototypical Smashing Pumpkins album, a Smashing Pumpkins album that is designed to be a Smashing Pumpkins album, genetically engineered to sound exactly as one would expect the Smashing Pumpkins to sound.” The Brits at the The Guardian newspaper are equally unimpressed: "[Billy Corgan’s] whine hasn’t mellowed with age, and there are some truly horrible guitar effects.”
  • Marta Sánchez, Spain's answer to Madonna, returns with Miss Sánchez. The blog Don't Stop The Pop is smitten with her current single, Superstar, and rebuffs any Madonna comparisons thusly: “[Madonna] samples ABBA and destroys the classic Swedish anthem … and [Martha Sánchez] improves on the original by Depeche Mode.”
  • Bermudan-American rapper Collie Buddz is heating up dance floors with Mamacita. The BBC describes his self-titled debut as “Jamaican style music with smooth commercial hip hop production, and a clear eye on the lucrative U.S. market.” For RWD Magazine, Buddz has “a wicked voice, killer riddims and a mad-sick flow,” underscoring that his debut “proves he’s more than a pale face with a bad one-tune.” That's some deep reggae sh*t right there.
  • Interpol's third album and major label debut, Our Love To Admire, gets an A- from Entertainment Weekly: “[T]he outcome is akin to an artistic explosion” which may lead to “an even higher set of expectations.” Prefix Magazine says the new album only deserves a 6.5 out of 10: “Interpol still has the best tailors in town and the tunes to match. But the time may have come for a make-over – on both counts.”
  • (Cross), the debut by French electronica duo Justice, is “a harsh and mostly instrumental set that nonetheless plays like the ideal crossover electronic-pop record,” yawn the hipsters at Pitchforkmedia. Influential electronic music magazine URB laments: “the two post-Daft Punk Parisians are not saviors of the filtered disco/electro-house scene.”