Yasmin: Etiquette

Silence, its early in the morning and all I hear is silence. My alarm didnt go off, lucky for me that my body has a built in alarm clock (when it wants to). I looked at the clock and it read 7:00 am. I looked at my phone and it said “UNREGISTERD SIM” , did I forget to pay my bill? Great way to start off the day. The day Im suppose to learn all about being a better person, about being a lady, being well mannered and of course part of that is never being late, and here I am, late.

I got dressed in my classy but spunky get up and went to go pick up Crash. It was a long ride to Collette Swan School of Etiquette. We finally got to her place, and let me just tell you she was not what I was expecting, she was actually really cute. Anyway the first thing she does is she hands us these horrible medieval style looking dresses, and tells us to put them on. Right away I thought “this whole thing is a joke.” I was wrong, before the day was over, we learned all about table manners, what to say, and what not to say at the dinner table, the proper way to eat peas, bread, asparogus, meat, scones, oh yeah, how could I forget, SNAILS, the hole nine. I almost threw up in my mouth a little. Tambien nos enseño como caminar like ladies. She called me a hooker, I couldnt believe it. All because I put my hand on my waist to walk down the stairs with that stupid book on my head. No lo pude creer, ella se paso con esa, but whatever. Crash thought she was the shit all because my book fell off of my head more times then hers.

All in all I think we had a fun and interesting time. Im sure Crash would agree that we learned a lot. Im glad she and I decided to
go but I dont know if all that etiquette stuff is for me.

Con amor tu Chica,
Yasmin